Tuesday, November 15, 2011

A guest post from Sirius and Cassie

Now then - we're cats. So, as you'll realise, we're energetic, loyal, unselfish... the list of our virtues is endless but we're too modest to detail them further. And all we ask in return for all these fine qualities is that we're allowed to have a quiet life.


A bit of sofa time, that's what we like. Well, a lot of sofa time. Preferably on, or beside, the legs of someone who's watching television - usually Mr Life. We're cool with television as long as it's not too loud.


However.


Recently, a Noisy Thing has entered our lives. To be fair - and we are careful to be scrupulously fair (we're cats) - the Thing is not always noisy. Sometimes it just sits there; sometimes it goes "Ah, gah, bah"; often it gets carried around and simply looks about the room. But sometimes it goes "WAAAAAAA!!!!!"

And everybody leaps to attention and gives it what it wants.


Now, we may be partly to blame. We have, admittedly, trained our servants to jump to our commands. But we are furry, handsome, purry, quiet. (We do attack the furniture at times: those fine claws of ours require to be kept razor sharp.)


Anyway, this is a formal warning. We do not approve of the Noisy Thing. We're not going as far as saying that someone has to go - either it or us. We're reasonable cats. But we won't stand for our peace being disturbed. Think on this, O servants.


(At least the Thing doesn't seem to be able to move about and chase us. Thank goodness. Just imagine what life would be like if it could.)





165 comments:

  1. hmmm, interesting times coming!

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  2. Ha, just you wait until the Thing discovers your tails. You must promise NOT to scratch.

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  3. Ah, Sirius and Cassie....the times they are a-changing......

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  4. Hi you 2 rascals! You're rather lovely - did anyone tell you that? ( frequently I suspect!

    One photo looks like S might have his teeth sunk into Mr. Life's leg...I hope not.
    Yes, interesting times will occur when someone starts to move around.

    ( Can you please remind me which cat is which in your header photo.)

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  5. Hahaha -- poor, poor kitties. We won't tell you what comes next.

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  6. Well hello, cats. Nice to hear from you, although I suppose this is a complaining type of post, really. Look at it this way. The wailing-one is a cat-lover-in-training. In a very short time he will be in a position to hand you forbidden food, dropping juicy tidbits off his plate, or even dropping the whole plate onto the floor. Such opportunities!!!
    If you express too much displeasure now, you will be banned when he is around, no doubt about it. They stick together, these humans. You need to play the long game. When he gets given lots of shiny things at Christmas, hold back until someone waves them in your direction. Show that you are completely trustworthy around him. (I know that you are, but they are very protective of wailing-ones.) You could find that he is the best thing to happen in the house for years. If nothing else, he will distract the humans, which will leave you two free to inspect the Christmas bird!

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  7. Ali Honey - Cassie on left, Sirius on right. Obvious! (?)

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  8. We had just such a one visiting last weekend Oh Furry Ones, and I am sorry to report you should enjoy life while this interloper is relatively immobile. He will, in the fulness of time, discover the joys of locomotion. At that point it will be best for you to abandon the couch and hide under a bed---the larger the better. Bon chance!

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  9. HAhahahahahhhh! Tick, tock... time will tell!

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  10. Hehe. My advice to Sirius and Cassie is to do what my Sirius does which is leave the room immediately and hide under the bed!!

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