1. Spell the name of your educational institution wrongly on the outside cover. This happens mostly when students attend Something College. Or in their case, Collage.
2. Put the date of your birth as 2006. (Actually, this is quite easy to do. I might do it myself. I don't hold it against students who don't also do the other things in this post.)
3a. Whenever you write the letter "i", put a cross instead of a dot. All the way through the exam. Wasting lots of time...
3b) Whenever you write the letter "i", put a circle instead of a dot. This happens only with girls...
3c) Whenever you write the letter "i", put a little flower instead of a dot- a circle surrounded by frilly petals. Serious attempt to put in the time. Also girls.
You think I'm joking, don't you?
41 scripts to go. Sigh.