Molly has suggested I issue a "Show us your jugs" challenge. She points out the risqué nature of this request (which had not occurred to me; to the pure, all is pure) but rest assured, we're talking milk, cream, custard jugs here. Does your collection rival mine? If so, let's see it.
(Alternatively, show us your two-headed cats. This picture is worth clicking on to get the full effect of the blissful expressions on the catlets' faces.)