Overheard in corridor:Student: That form says you need to write 4000 words for your personal statement to apply for university. I'll never think of that much to say.
Her friend: It's not 4000 words, it's 4000 characters.
Student: Oh, right. But I've got an itchy tooth as well.
So , first things first . A Culinary Gap Year .
ReplyDeleteThat is the most bizarre non sequitur I've heard in a long time.
ReplyDeleteI can understand that. Even typing one character when you have an itchy tooth is tiresome.
ReplyDeleteClearly, an itchy tooth will make you highly distractable. I wonder if that is what's wrong with my firstborn....
ReplyDeleteWow. Do you suppose this is an ailment found only in Scotland?
ReplyDeleteitchy tooth??
ReplyDeleteClearly someone was playing a Katie Mellua record nearby. She makes my teeth itch something awful.
ReplyDeleteWell we all know you can't type with an itchy tooth...
ReplyDeleteKimx
Surely...Priceless!
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