Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The quality of mercy is not strained...

My nephew and his friend have set up a Twitter account (!/IambYourFather)
to retell the plot of Star Wars in blank verse, as used by Shakespeare and others. You will remember that blank verse involves iambic pentameter, the rhythm of which goes de DUM de DUM de DUM de DUM de DUM - ie 5 de DUMs).

Once you get this particular beat into your head…

It’s hard get iambics off your brain.
It’s getting late and I must go to bed,
Though first I’d like to eat a piece of toast
But – woe! - I am already fat enough.
I wish I could be skinny like my mum.
I wonder why I look more like my dad?

Blank verse is easy - since it doesn’t rhyme.
No wonder Shakespeare churned out such a lot,
Though unlike me, he made his language soar.
(He also wrote of envy, lust and death,
Which added to the drama, I suppose,
But I have no desire to do the same).

The Bard did put rhymes, sometimes, at the end
Of scenes, which on the whole I can commend.


  1. Very entertaining - and I love the photo

  2. Laughter is the best medicine!

  3. I have never watched Star Wars!

  4. Methinks my cousin hath too much spare time.

  5. I enjoyed that Isabelle!

  6. Anonymous11:52 am

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  7. Sighing, just looking at those gorgeous toes, peeping out from that blanket!

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