Last night (night 4 of the Bad Granny Treatment) I slept all night till 10 minutes to 7 in the morning and then had a brief nap till 7, at which point Good Mummy took pity on me, which was only reasonable.
I hope that this will dispel any doubts as to whether I've been a good girl this year? Ok, not all this year, but for the last three nights. Surely that's enough? I'm only little.
PS I'll try to be good again tonight even though Granny will be in her own bed in her own house.